Digital Age Pickup Lines
Contemporary rizz lines referencing social media, apps, streaming services, and modern tech culture.
"Are you my Spotify wrapped? Because you're everything I've been listening to this year."
"If you were a BeReal notification, I'd drop everything to see you."
"Are you my screen time report? Because I can't stop looking at you."
"You must be my Amazon cart, because I've been checking you out all day."
"Are you a TikTok? Because I could watch you for hours."
"If you were a Netflix series, I'd binge you all weekend."
"Are you my Uber Eats? Because you're exactly what I've been craving."
"You must be my FYP, because you're exactly what I wanted to see."
"Are you a dating app? Because you're a perfect match."
"If you were a DM, I'd reply immediately."
"Are you my phone battery? Because without you I feel empty."
"You must be my Apple Watch, because you've got my heart rate up."
"Are you a Zoom call? Because I can't stop staring at you."
"If you were a tweet, I'd give you all my likes and retweets."
"Are you my Airpods? Because I feel empty when you're not with me."